1:00AM | The Cocoanut Grove ( open )

[Damon Salvatore]

What's this? Another dull night in L.A. for the MOST bored of all vampires. This is a nightclub! Where's all the action? What Damon truly needs are many, oh many(!) open-minded ladies to help him drink his cheap champagne until nude rooftop dancing sounds appealing.

Alas! He has no ladies because this Cocoanut Grove place is a disaster waiting to happen. Ambassador Hotel! HUNF. That's no hotel. Why's Stefan always slumming it with the slummies when there's so much Beverly Hills to feast on?

Ohhh. Right. Damon's dear brother is a reformed bunny. So easy to forget the little things when ya don't care. But, oh. If Stefan's off the vein then what the hell is Damon's excuse for sliiiightly stalking his brother?

Meh. Question for another time. He's just gonna abandon his expensive dinner because the bar's oh so tempting. Not just the booze, because hi. The pretty ones are always at the bar. Damon happens to find an empty seat riiiight next to the best ass in the place, "What are we drinking?" points at you, points at me, "See what I did there?"